A DOZEN DRAWBACKS TO

WORKING IN A CUBICLE


  1. Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when I'm in the @#$%? box all day!

  2. Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me.

  3. Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire.

  4. That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese.

  5. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.

  6. My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.

  7. Women: Damned near impossible to adjust your bra or slip without comment.

  8. Men: Co-workers tend to stare when you take your pants off.

  9. 23 power cords, 1 outlet.

  10. Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.

  11. When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me.

  12. Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.


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